Where's Canada's Obama?

I’m really surprised Obama won! Not that he couldn’t, I just figured with the Republicans fixing the election, he had like zero chance. But who knew so many new people would go out and vote? Voter turnout was around 80% in that country, that’s like four elections in one!
So where is Canada’s Obama???
Our federal election went by with barely any fanfare at all. I know it was on TV, but believe me, nobody cared. The only thing on people’s minds around here was Obama.
It’s really strange, considering that if Canadians love Obama so much, who do we pick for our Prime Minister. Why, Steven Harper of course!
He’s about as anti-Obama as McCain, but I guess people didn’t notice they were just that busy talking about the American election.
What a strange, kooky electorate we have here.
A strange, kooky…Wait a minute. That was the plan all along!
Harper was elected as a mean, practical joke. You know how much we Canadians love a good prank. We’d do ANYTHING for a good laugh. Imagine the look on his squirming, waxen face when he’s forced to congratulate and shake hands with a BLACK president in the WHITEhouse. Heh, heh, heh.
Oh, I forgot. He only shakes hands with his daughter when he walks her to school. But no matter, he’ll still be forced to acknowledge a black man's presidency.
What will poor Harper do when we force him to meet Obama? My bets, he will develop a terrible eating disorder and throw up all over the bathroom of the Whitehouse. Then his too-pale-to-be-real-face will regress back to having a that weird facial tick. Then his hand be damaged and he'll be revealed as the robot he is, just like that old episode of Star Trek...
Canadians, you are so mean.